New stand-up comedian, Dane Cook.

Quick foreword
Okay, first off all, I totally learnt how to embed videos from youtube into this shit. Right on! I wish I would have known how to do this before.. I kinda saw it in someone else's blog lately (cough, Ryno, cough) and thought there had to be some way of doing this with my blog too. Okay, so maybe I'm late. I don't care, stfu, I'm happy I figured this shit out. I'm even going to go back to my old Cristiano Ronaldo blog and embed the videos there too. Ha! The possibilities!

Now, I love stand-up comedy, always have, since the first time I saw Jerry Seinfeld. But I have a pretty picky sense of humour when it comes to stand-up. Some, or most professional stand-up artists can make me smile and laugh occasionally, but very few actually have me laughing my ASS off.
I think I am starting to develop a pretty good idea about what kind of stand-up comedy I like.
I especially like stand-up artists who are good at changing their voices and/or impersonating others, such as Eddie Murphy and Pablo Francisco.

Alright, first of all, check Eddie Murphy's back in the good old days, in a famous show called Raw.



Awesome, isn't it? I know.
That Eddie Murphy video doesn't have the entire show, though, just the first part of it. You can browse for the other parts on www.youtube.com if you really enjoyed it. I love how he pokes fun of Bill Cosby... mostly because it's like.. SO mean and so unusual. No one is ever mean to Bill Cosby! Bill Cosby is everyone's pretend-grandpa, everyone loves him, so that parody was just so frickin unexpected, but hilarious because he does the imitation so well. Seeing that videoclip reminded me of how funny Eddie Murphy really is. I think a lot of people forgot what an excellent comedian he can be, what with all the cheesy movies he's done lately, like Dr Dolittle and Haunted Mansion. What is it with comedians growing old and losing their edge, going from rude and loud to politically correct family movie actors. The Nutty Professor movies were cool, but nowhere near as brilliant as Raw. (Btw, I know Raw isn't a movie, I'm comparing the funniness of the two. Bitch)

Moving on. Here's an excellent stand-up show by Pablo Francisco made for Comedy Central.



Pablo Francisco is just plain awesome. He is an amazing impersonator. The movie trailer guy voice, was what first made me "fall" for him. I believe that is what he's most famous for. The act is often called "The Little Tortilla Boy". Fuckin pwnage. "You have to get out of here! They're trying to take my tortillas!"

Another amazing comedian is Chris Rock though he is not as good at impersonating celebrities and such. He's more of a classical stand-up artist in the sense that he's more of a talker than an actor on stage. He discusses different subjects in a humorous way.
Chris Rock is probably most famous for his "Toss Salad Man" routine, although I think the Niggers vs Black People is his best. He is not afraid to tell it like it is, he doesn't let stupid shit like "political correctness" inhibit him. Hehe, one of his opening phrases to this part of the show are: "Who's more racist, black people or white people? Black people! You know why? Cuz we hate black people too!"
Gold. Check it out.



It takes a black man to say some of the things he says in that show. Although most people, regardless of race probably agree, there's no way a white man could say anything like that and not be accused of being racist. Hell, I'm sure even Chris was criticisized a lot for saying that shit, but I think most blacks know in their heart that he's right.

Dude, there are a few other stand-up comedians that are great and that I'd like to talk about, but I think it's about time I cut to the chase.
Dane Cook.
Okay, so he might not be so new, as in new in the business, but he is new to me. And since this is my blog, the world revolves around me right now. And yes, that makes perfect sense.
Anyway, I don't know much about Dane Cook, cuz I had never seen him perform any of his stand-up material before, but then I stumbled across some of his videos. Let me tell you, they had me rolling. Yes, R-O-L-L-I-N-G. Literally.
No, honestly. Literally.
So, like I said, I don't know much about him, except that he's an american stand-up comedian/actor. Judging from the videos I've seen he's in his 30's. I guess I could look some stuff up, but nah. Don't feel like it. It's irrelevant anyway. What is relevant is that he's hilarious. He reminds me a lot about Pablo Francisco, not just cuz they look alike, but their voices sound alike too, and they have in many ways, quite the same type of stand-up material, although I still think there are huge differences between the two.
I think Pablo is better at imitations, but Dane has better punch lines.
Well, judge for yourself, this is a show from the Insomniac Tour. It's the best stand-up I've seen him do so far.



Notice that Dane Cook is a lot more active on stage. He moves, and jumps around a lot more, uses more body language, and is overall louder and wilder. I kinda suspect every stand-up show must be like an intensive workout session for him.
I like that he's loud, explicit and young. And by young, I mean his jokes are stuff that young people can really relate to, but I also think that it might be a disadvantage for him. I think while Pablo Francisco is able to capture audiences of a wide variety of ages, Dane Cook probably doesn't have many fans under 30. But then again when I think about it, it's alright. The guy's obviously doing well anyway. Haha, notice how the females in the audience are going nuts? Lmao, fuckin groupies. But that's alright... It probably helps that he's kinda good-looking, but man, that guy is FUNNY.

Well, I am about to wrap this up, but before I do that, I just also want to add that I heard that Dane Cook has a new movie in theatres soon. Jessica "Oh, fuck that! Not her again!" Simpson is going to be in it too. (Why, Dane? Whyyy??)
I guess I'll just have to live with that, there are lots of really funny actors in that movie. Here's the trailer.



It seems pretty funny. Please, Dane, don't let me down.

Vacation!

So... The time has come. Tomorrow, I'm going on vacation for two weeks.

Hopefully, when I get back, I'll get to go to France with Kann. I haven't been there for years, and I'd really like to see his University, his apartment and the friends he's made there.

We'll see what happens.

Either way, I MISS FOOTBALL! I can't stand it.. =[ I have withdrawal issues. No game to look forward to.. And of course it ended sadly too. Italy won, after Zidane butted Materazzi in the chest and got a red card.
I feel so sorry for him. I'm sorry it had to end like that. Obviously Materazzi said something to him, something that seriously pissed him off. I wonder what it was. I heard different rumours.. But yeah, who knows... Either way, I think he should have tried to control himself. They only had 11 more minutes to play before shootouts...

I'm bored. I'm gonna stop blogging now.

Have fun... See you in approximately 2 weeks.
Biatches.

I don't want to hear it.

Why do some people think it’s alright to vent their racist opinions to me as long as they don’t involve black people?

Seriously, I wanna know, cuz it happens to me a lot, and I think it’s fuckin annoying.

Just today, a guy on MSN was talking about jews. We got into the subject when I mentioned the Israel-Palestina conflict.

And, dude.. Seriously... It was like travelling back in time.
Not that I was alive back in the 1930’s. But he sounded just like you’d imagine Hitler to sound like.

And for the record: All you morons who complain and say the holocaust happened over 60 years ago, and the jews need to stop whining about it already, need to STFU. Tape your stupid frickin mouths shut.
Because some people actually still are stuck in the same state of mind as people back then.

This guy sounded like a total anti-semite nazi, somehow linking everything wrong in the world to jews. Everything was a huge american-jewish scheme to him.

I let him run his mouth for a while.. And then I told him I don’t like anti-semites.
He said he wasn’t anti-semite.

Alright, another thing I hate – when people say racist things and then claim they’re not racist.

“Oh, I’m not racist or anything, I just think pakhis are stupid and smelly troublemakers and should go back to Pakhistan.”

Dude, who are you kidding?
I know you might be reading this blog. So, seriously, ask yourself who the fuck you’re kidding?

Neo-nazis with swastikas tattooed on their arms may not be my favorite kind of people, but at least they’re not lying little pussies who want to talk shit, but don’t want to admit they’re hostile and prejudiced.

The bottom line is, stop talking shit to me. Just because I’m not jewish, it doesn’t mean I wanna listen to your crap. I don’t want to hear it. Keep that shit to yourself, go fuck off and talk shit about “kikes” with your redneck friends.
Same with all of you who have a problem with arabs, latinos, asians, native americans... Get the fuck out of my face. We’re not cool just because your prejudice and close-mindedness doen’t extend to black people. Maybe other people put up with racism as long as it’s not directed towards them. Me, myself.. I don’t want to hear it.
I don’t want or need friends like you.

Same goes with black people who wanna diss white people. Fuck off. My mother is white, as are many of my relatives and friends.
And even if I didn’t have any white in me, I still wouldn’t want to hear it.

Don’t get me wrong. I don’t think critisizing someone that happens to be of a different race/nationality/religion means you’re racist. No, it’s when you generalize and draw stupid, deragotory conclusions about people, based on any of these variables.
Personally, I think the jews in Israel have handled the conflict very poorly. I think it's outrageous that the Palestinian muslims have been driven away from their own country. But, I don't hate jews because of that. I'm not anti-semite. There are no angels in this affair, but I think the muslims have been treated very badly.
It's just my opinion. It doesn't make me anti-semite.
And if you think it does, then fuck you.

A few years back, there was this white, swedish guy I used to hang with sometimes. We were becoming friends, and we kinda flirted a bit too. I thought he was cute, and he seemed intelligent and cool at first and I liked that.

Then one day, we were sitting outside in the school yard, just the two of us.. I don’t remember what we were talking about, but we were interrupted by a gang of Somalian guys who came and sat nearby, and began listening to loud rap music.

This guy I was with didn’t like rap, so I see why he was annoyed. He starts saying rap is primitive, ignorant, mind-numbing, stupid, blahblah, promotes crime and violence, blahblah, is not even real music, just stupid noise. Blahblahblah.

That’s fine. Hey, most of my friends don’t like rap, that doesn’t make them racist.
But the guy doesn’t stop there. He continues to talk about black people, mostly Somalians, and saying stuff like “If they spent less time listening to rap, selling drugs, running around in gangs etc, then maybe there wouldn’t be so many blacks in the ghettos they always rap about.” He also says he heard one of the Somalians sitting about 10 feet away, nodding his head to the music, sells LSD and Khat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khat)
He goes on. Black people this and that.
I’m like HELLO?! You are aware of that I’m black, right?

He immediately says I’m not Somalian, so I shouldn’t take offence. Plus my mom is Swedish.

Ohhh...So that changes everything, huh?

Yeah, apparantly it does. The asshole continues: “Besides, you’re nothing like them. You speak Swedish fluently, you don’t wear a head scarf, you’re smart, you have good grades, you don’t cause trouble...”

Can you believe this? The moron just kept yapping. I think he really thought he was flattering me. He said I was smart and cool. I told him I listen to rap too, and that I think it’s good music.
He said “Yeah... but at least that’s not the ONLY thing you listen to.. you like rock and rave too. That’s cool.”

I wish I would have stood up to him more. All I said was, that I thought he was too quick to judge people, and if he liked me it was because he knew me. If he actually took some time to get to know other black people as well, he might like them too, and realize that just because their swedish isn’t perfect, it doesn’t mean they can’t be cool or fun to hang with.

I was so fuckin lame back then. I hate myself for it, but I think I was more surprised and disappointed in him than angry at first. The serious anger didn’t come until later, when I had some time to think about it. Think about what he really said. And basically this was it:

“I dislike foreigners, like your father, and all of your relatives on his side of the family. But you’re cool, because you’re nothing like them. You may not look swedish, but you walk and talk and act like a Swede and you’re not like those stupid Somalians, which are the only black people I’ve ever met, but I don’t care, because I will base my opinion on all black people on them. I don’t know them, I’ve never actually spoken to them, but they seem like loud, stupid criminals to me, so I don’t like them. You’re cool though, because you’re an exception.”

Well, yippie!
Uh, thanks, Massa, Sir, I sure appreciate them compliments, means a lot to me that you find me worthy of your liking and respect. Yahuh, I’m so happy now, I think I’m gon’ sing and dance! Woohoo! The stuck-up white boy thinks I’m alright. God damn, ain’t I a lucky niglet.

Dude. FUCK YOU!
I know you’re probably not reading this, because we haven’t spoken in years and I have no idea where you’d get the link to my blog.
I just wanna say that I’ll never forget what you said that day. Thanks for the wake-up call. You opened my eyes to a lot of the bullshit and hypocricy some people are full of.

Oh, and if you ever wondered why I started avoiding you from that day... Now you know.

Karen is a slut!

This blog is going to be about Karen, my slut friend.
God, she's such a slut. Like, if there was an award for the Slut of The Year, she'd win it every year.

She likes Freddy Ljungberg. How slutty of you, Karen. You slut.

You syphilis queen.

She's also into BDSM and all that kinky stuff.
Yesterday she told me she is so hooked on piss porn now, she can't get off without it.
I told her she was a slut. She agreed.

Omg, Karen. Like, how slutty do you plan on getting? Cuz, you already surpassed what I thought was possible. You're like the 8th wonder... of slutness.

Omg, I'm just kidding! =[ I love you, Karen. You make me laugh, and you're cool.
Damn it.. I'm too soft. But like, you made a blog about me being a hoe! So..=[ Yeah, I'm not sorry! You slut! I don't feel bad at all.
Here's the evil blog she made about me http://shittalkin101.blogspot.com/
Yeah! It's really meaaannnnnn! You evil shittalker..

But I still like you. =( You frickin slut.

-Ami-

Cristiano Ronaldo

I am obsessed with Cristiano Ronaldo. He is my favorite soccer player in the whole world. I seriously want to marry this guy.

Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro, for those of you who don't know, is player number 17 in the portuguese football (soccer) team. He also plays in Manchester United, where he is number 7.

I also found out, just a couple of days ago that he was born on February 5, 1985... That means he's only about a year and 7 months older than me! I was shocked when I realized this.
God. This guy. He's so hot! And he is SO skilled as well. Okay, I know, this is totally groupie-ish, but it's not completely shallow admiration. The truth is he is very, very good. He hasn't done wonders this World Cup yet. But he will.

Last Saturday was like one of the best days ever. Saturday was the day when Portugal advanced to the semifinals, after shootouts, and guess who took the final shot?
Hahhaha ;]! And he scored, niggas. He totally scored.

Ricardo, the portuguese goal keeper saved 3 penalty shots of 4. He was so awesome.

The English wept, and because their idiot keyplayer Rooney trampled some guy's nuts, and got sent off, they're mad as hell, saying the portuguese players provoked him on purpose so that he'd get a red card. I say that shit is pure BS.
I mean, sure, two portuguese players grabbed hold of Rooney while he was running with the ball, but a lot of players do that. It's not fair play, but hey, everyone does that sometime. Rooney shouldn't have let it get to him, but he did, and he got mad. He kinda stomped on one of the guys' balls. And then he started yelling at the referee, and when Cristiano Ronaldo tried to meddle, he shoved him.

Dude, wtf is he? 10?
Idiotic. He deserved the red card.

Anyway, Portugal won, and I was sooo happy. I jumped up and down, screaming and laughing like a maniac. God, what a happy moment it was. And just when I thought the day couldn't get any better... France beats Brazil! I did SO not expect it, but it happened. And it made me happpyyy! Because I love the French players, and I am tired of Brazil always winning everything, although I can't say I have anything against them... I like Kakà, Ronaldinho, Cafu and Dida. Too bad Ronaldinho didn't even get to score one single goal this World Cup. The focus on Ronaldo (the Brazilian one) was so big. The whole team tried to help him, so he can go out in style, and become historical and all. Which is sweet.
Everyone wants to end their career in a way that will make people remember them as great soccer players. But, I like Ronaldinho better. I would have liked him to score, just once.

I am still SO happy France won. Zidane and Henry are back!!!1 Whut niggas, WHUT?!

Things suck though. Because Portugal and France are playing against each other.
I am a bit ambivalent, but the portuguese team hold a special place in my heart. So, I think I will be cheering for them.

Cristiano Ronaldo always cries when his team loses at big tournaments. He also cried in one of his previous games, when he was injured and the coach took him out and replaced him.
Something about seeing him cry makes my chest hurt as if someone stabbed me with a knife and twisted it, but it also makes me.. I don't know.. not happy. But I like it in a weird way.

I don't know why, why
But I love to see you cry.
I don't know why, why
It just makes me feel alive.

True words spoken by Enrique Iglesias. Although I hate that song, along with the idiot who sings it, I totally get it now.
Oh, Cristiano!

My dad was laughing at him and being all mean about Cristiano crying all the time. I think it's sweet that he is so passionate about football. I love it. Oh, I LOVE YOU CRISTIANO!

You need to watch this video to fully understand how awesome he is. http://www.metacafe.com/watch/45914/cristiano_ronaldo_goals_and_dribbles/

Just look at him! He’s a God.
Fuckin hell. And haha, I love how whoever made that compilation chose the Mortal Kombat theme as background music.

Here’s a slide-show, but it’s not really about his football skills. Hehe. It’s just some groupie material.. Pure eye-candy for the ladies (and the guys who swing that way).
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/167455/c_ronaldo_pics/

Warning though! That movie might make you hyperventilate. Should not be viewed by individuals with a weak heart. It might kill you. No, I’m serious. The sexyness level is too high. Only click that link if you sure you can handle it.

Damn. I can't wait for the semifinals to start. AND I'll be watching them with my boyfriend. He's coming here tomorrow!!!
I can't wait to see him again. We've been discussing like every single game on the phone.. And now, we finally get to watch the games together.
It will be awesome. ;D!

Okay, I am hungry now.
Enough blogging for today.

-Ami-

Moderating 2 forums. WHUT!

Well... My Internet life is growing. The past 3 days I became a mod in two forums. First, Q asked me to be one of the mods on his new forum. I accepted. I have a dark power-hungry side that has dreamed about being able to ban and fuck with people's posts.
Also, he is awesome and I like him, so I wanted to help him out.
But yeah, I did it mostly for the power. Muahahhaa.

By the way, you have to go check his site out, or I'll kill you.
http://www.freewebs.com/qonea/
You should check it out. He's a rapper, but he hasn't put up much of his stuff yet.. it's coming though. Meanwhile, sign up to the forum and get it poppin. Now!

Today, I became a mod at TUT's forum. TUT is a nigga who has been my Internet buddy for quite a while now. He is awesome, a bit of an Internet Idol of mine.
I moderate the Astrology forum. He's got lots of other topics though. Check out his dirty site
http://www.tutstudios.com

Also, check out his forum!
http://tstudios.spreebb.com/index.php?act=idx
Now! Do it!

What else? Well.. long time no new entries. I have been very busy. Also, I have been too lazy to write anything in my blog.
I'm on vacation now. University's out for the summer. I have been following the Soccer World Cup. Soccer is the best sport ever invented. Anyone who told you otherwise is a stupid moron and needs to be kicked in the head repeatedly.

You stupid soccer haters! I hate you so frickin much.

From the looks of things, Argentina, Brazil or Germany will win. My best guess is Argentina's going to play against Brazil in the final.
My favorite team is Portugal, since Sweden got knocked the fuck out. Why do they always have to choke when it matters? And why did Henrik Larsson have to miss that penalty shot?
Stupid Germany. I hope all the German players fall and hit their heads.

Portugal will kicks England's ass. Hahaha! ROTFL!

My boyfriend is coming here next week! I missed him like a motherfucker.
I made a deal with Lisa the other day. We agreed that the next time one of us got lucky, we'd scream each other's names when we came. Hahhahahah!
She fucked some guy named Rick and yelled "Ami!". LOLERATION!!!
When Kann comes here and fucks me, I'll scream Lisa.
He'll probably like "wtf?!".
And then he'll giggle. Hahah, he always giggles. He's so cute. I love him.
Damn it. I hope he doesn't read this. Cuz if he does, he won't be surprised when I yell Lisa's name. And it won't be as much fun. I wish I could ban him from viewing this blog. Just temporary.

ZOUK!
Zouk will take over the world. Just wait. Ya bitchass niggas.

Summer has a special smell. Especially summer nights. I love it.. but it makes me sad too in a way. I can't believe a year has passed by. Me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary is coming up soon. I don't remember the exact date. I will have to check my diary. Holy shit, though. Holy shit.

A year's gone by.

-Ami-

Harry Potter and witches.

Well, I just had an interesting discussing on an Internet forum about Harry Potte, witches and Satanism, and I pwned as usual.

There was this stupid chick, who calls herself madhatter, who made a complete moron of herself.

Don't get me wrong. She was a moron to begin with. She is a Bush supporter, so what can you expect?

Obviously, this chick also has some kind of old grudge against me, I saw she trashed me earlier in my absence. She and this guy, Down-N-Durty, talked about me. Haha, apparantly I must have hurt her feelings somewhere in the past. I honestly can't remember I've ever said anything to her, I tend to forget about unimportant people, but she remembered me. It's like I said before, you know you're a "forum celebrity" when people you don't even know discuss you.

Well, I know Down-N-Durty. He's a goofy-sounding white rapper. Everyone keeps telling him he sucks, but he just won't listen. I guess clinging on to an impossible dream is easier than accepting the truth.

Anyway, this blog isn't going to be about them.
It's going to be about witches and Harry Potter.
See the whole thing was started by a girl who made a topic about the nine sins of satanism. She posted up the nine sins that a Satanist should avoid. I guess they can serve as a guideline, like the 10 commandments do for christians.

This is what madhatter said:

True rule's. I'm not actually buying Lucifer could give a shit about about makeing anyone better besides himself by becomeing God. But the rules still stand true as something that could work for society if everyone wasn't allready trying not just to fit into a mold and all be alike.If you cut out the satanic part of it that is. That part is just not true.
By the way magic is a concept created by Satan to make people believe they can be a God to corrupt them.

Haha, wtf? She then continued:

It is true thu.
Why Christians are against thing's like Harry Potter isn't becouse they care about a work of fiction but becouse if people actually started believeing they to could be a witch then they would also be more like God becouse they can make thing's happen with word's.Only God has credited anything like this.So Lucifer would like you to believe you to can be like God.

Now, being the stuck up and prying bitch I am, you just know I would add my two pennies. ;)

Hahah@madhatter.
Only idiots would worry that Harry Potter would make people believe they could be wizards. Christians who are against Harry Potter and call him satanic are just full of shit. They want to control people, and use "satanic" as an excuse to call things that they think is a threat evil. Just like they called Galilei evil.

"By the way magic is a concept created by Satan to make people believe they can be a God to corrupt them."

Haha, no, you silly girl. People have believed in magic long before christianity was invented. It was used to heal people, to punish people, etc.
Back in the 1300-1700th centuries the church accused women of being witches and having connections to Satan, to have someone to blame for whatever went wrong in the society. And to control people.

Magic today is about entertaining. Harry Potter is written purely to entertain people, not to try to make people think they can "be like God."
And only fanatic christians idiots like yourself would believe Lucifer made up magic to control people. But then again, you're a Bush supporter, aren't you? So it's not that surprising.

And madhatter, there might be people who started believing in Hogwarths and everything as a result of reading Harry Potter, but they are stupid retards and can hardly be considered many. I bet the majority are little kids. I don't see the problem in that. Kids believe in the toothfairy and Santa Claus, so what's the harm in them fantasizing about being able to do magic? They'll get realistic when they grow up.

Word to ya mother.
She must have run out of things to say for a while, because she chose to reply to someone else's post, babbling some irrelevant shit about how to define religion etc. But then she did say something back to me:

Well I got to go.
Stuff to do.
I do realise now why some people could be against Harry Potter but I am not one of them.
I just think the concept that people can actually be witch's was actually started by the Devil and if anyone got killed becouse of it it was becosue of idiot's that believe it's real not becouse of christian's.
That's sad really. Why Lucifer want's people to believe in the idea that magic could be real is to hurt them.
That's the bottom line sad but true some people died becouse it worked. In the past that is now day's witch's arnt burned at the stake. lmao

My reply was:

And lol@madhatter trying to sound smart.
Look, I'm not too sure of what the common chrisitian view on magic is today, I'll admit that. I'll have to read up on it now. I do however know there are still some christians who believe in magic and exorcism. And going back 400-500 years ago all christians believed in it, the witch-trials aren't any myths, they did happen. I don't believe in magic, which is why the thought of thousands of women getting burnt alive for nothing pisses me off as hell. They died at the hands of fanatics. The same type of fanatics that want to ban Harry Potter today. Fanatics who called themselves christians. And they were backed up by the Pope himself.
That is all.

Good Lord, this girl is dumb. I absolutely hate people who talk and try to sound smart when they don't know jack shit. This is what she said:

lol
People died back then not becouse of true believers of the faith but becouse of local politics they where stupid enuff to buy into.I'm sure it was just a way to justify killing those who the town's leaders decided where a problem to justify what they did.
Yes the dumbed down version would lead you to believe they where witch's. lamo.

Did she mean "lmao" or did she call me a lamo? I guess I'll never know. Either way, here's what more she said:

I do agree with you Christans that try to ban Harry Potter are fanatics.The book's are fiction.

No shit, Sherlock. Thanks for stating the obvious.
She should have just stopped there, though. That would have been fine. But no, she had to go on, and completely prove how ignorant she is:

LOL
If you notice not one person has died in the stories in the Bible becouse they where a Witch all of that Bullshit came later.
If God really wanted Christian's to kill witch's since relegion began then it would be in the Bible.

My two following replies were these:

madhatter, you're an idiot.
I wrote a big essay on the witch-trials. I even read old documents that were used as protocols at these trials. They DID happen, and were lead by Christian leaders who accused these woman of being witches. This happened all over Europe, even here in Sweden. The Pope supported this. This is not a theory, this is a fact and all historians agree on it. Everyone believed that these so called witches were women who had been given their magical powers from Lucifer himself, during a ritual. This is what people believed back then.
The Pope even ordered a book to be written about it. "The Malleus Maleficarum", is a handbook written by Heinrich Kramer and James Sprenger. It described how to identify, expose and torture a witch. Look it up, numbnuts. It's real.
Sure, there might have been political reasons for persecuting some of the females, but a lot of them were poor, simple people. Farmers etc. I can't see any reason why anyone would see them as a political threat. I do however believe that a lot of people were used as an examplary. It was a way of controlling people, and making them fear God.
Another example of how religious leaders lie and sacrifice innocent people to gain power.


Seriously, you should stop posting.
You clearly don't have a clue of what you are talking about. The Bible DOES mention witches and DOES urge to kill them.

Exodus 22:18 18. Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

Maybe you should try actually reading the Bible before you try teaching people what it does and does not say about witches.

Yeah, idiot. Totally owned.
Typical christians to try to blame the mistakes they did in the past on people who weren't "true believers". Is she going to tell me the Pope wasn't really a christian? The Pope was like the ultimate leader back then and still is. He is believed to be chosen by God himself, so obviously, if he supports the idea of torturing and burning innocent women, then I'd say this was WAY bigger than just some local shit about politics. It was about controlling people. The church has always used different methods to scare people and this was just one of them. Another one was the letters of indulgents they tricked people to buy to save themselves from Hell.

Don't get me wrong. I'm not dissing Christianity as a whole. I mean, sure it has a lot of faults, and it has stood in the way of science and scientists, like Galileo Galilei, justified the persecution of jews and incited crusades which resulted in massacres of thousands muslims, but... Hrm.. what was I saying again? Oh, yeah, in the end of the day, I still appreciate some of the values Christianity has. Like forgiving and showing compassion.

I discussed Satanism with someone a while ago, because lately I've read up on it a lot, and I think it's very interesting. Satanism isn't like a lot of people think. The name makes it sound evil, like it's about bloody rituals and sacrificing little kittens in the name of Lucifer. Truth is, it's not like that at all. But bleargh, I'm a little too tired to get into all that now. Actually, I'm hungry. So, I'll wrote a little more about Satanism some other time.

-Ami-